The writing that I'm getting paid to do goes against everything I've learned in school as well as everything I believe in. I am teh enemiez. 3 hours ago
@AudreyTrouble Wiener Dog Tattoo? 4 hours ago
RT @kellyoxford: I never miss Law and Order SVU, because I think my future rapist is watching it too and I want to be a step ahead of him. 4 hours ago
Only 1 count of oral copulation? Lame! http://bit.ly/adVgJq 5 hours ago
@heatherjana where do i read the juicy details? 20 hours ago